Me: "I never go there."
S.E.: (in lowered voice after a quick lookaround to make sure no other customer can hear her) "Me neither. I just don't get why people like it."
Man, I am SO glad my job doesn't require me to promote things I dislike (I may have to catalogue Harlequin and Love Inspired romances but at least I'm not expected to encourage people to buy the horrible things ***grin***)