"A lesbian couple in Toronto ... has sued for divorce, only to find that, while the nation's matrimonial laws may be several different stripes of higgeldy-piggeldy, the divorce act of our nation is quite clear, stating as it does that a divorce can only end a union between one man and one woman, or words to that effect."
(Canada's divorce act has now been scheduled for court review, beginning September 13, 2004 ***grin***)