JLS (jlsjlsjls) wrote,
JLS
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Have done my duty ...

... and re-earned my right to bitch about the government (my upbringing included the rule that those who don't vote have no right to complain and I think it's a darn good rule)

So shall celebrate by sharing a goody emailed to me today by a friend:

(translation for non-Canucks: Harper = current Prime Minister and federal Conservative Party leader, Dion = federal Liberal Party leader, and Layton = federal National Democratic Party leader)

Election Wishes....

Dion , Harper and Layton are flying on the Executive Airbus
to a gathering in British Columbia when Dion turns to Harper and says, chuckling,

'You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy .'

Harper shrugs and replies,
'Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy.'

Not to be outdone, Layton says,
'Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy.'

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot,
'Such arrogant jerks back there. Heck, I could throw all three of them out the window and make 32 million people happy!!!'
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