JLS (jlsjlsjls) wrote,
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A proposed new law ...

That NOBODY shall be allowed to buy a barbecue without passing a 2-year class in learning how to operate it in a way that does not fill all one's neighbours' domiciles with smoke; a valid graduation certificate and an operating license must be produced before purchase.

Unlicensed barbecueing to be punishable by a life sentence, with no chance of parole, to be served in a smokehouse.
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