Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In February, I exposed zappo to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In September, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In November, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Yesterday, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). When the stars were right, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In October, I rescued
kat1392 from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-965 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.
Your humble and obedient servant,
jlsjlsjls
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