April 2nd, 2005

Mercer

Canadian culture in a nutshell

This is it folks ... master this easy lesson and you can pass yourself off as a Canadian anywhere in the world, including the great white itself. So settle down and take careful notes as you absorb all the lessons of Cold Enough For Ya?

Once you've mastered that, move on to lesson two: a speech by our most beloved politico ... The Honorable Member for Kicking Horse Pass

P.S. Bonus track ... Severus Snape earns extra money during summer vacation, when his Hogwarts salary doesn't stretch far enough: Ice Beer, T.N.G.