JLS (jlsjlsjls) wrote,
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Day-planning from tommdroid

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...climb onto your roof and practice your naked yodeling to passing 747s.
Then, after lunch...randomly bite people, informing them that they are now zombies and should therefore give you their vending machine change, since they will no longer be needing it.
Dinner will consist of...a hundred shotgunned pixie sticks, and some heroin for good measure.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...howl at the moon, passing pedestrians, cars, small animals, and anything else that catches your attention.
At the height of your madness, you will callkat1392
And the two of you will proceed to...have an intense shouting match that the police will be called to over which chipmunk was Chip, and which one was Dale.
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