This is a billion, zillion flavours of WRONG!!! And the fact that I haven't damaged any of the people who keep joyfully saying how wonderful it is that the weather is so "nice" is one serious miracle. (well, the last one was my assistant who is allowed to live because she's essential to my survival, and aside from this remark, usually pretty good at keeping me able to project the illusion of sanity)
P.S. Just to clarify the point of this little outburst, the "normal" high temperature in this area at this time of year is in the 10C to 13C range with overnight lows around freezing.