Lord Darkness: It was working fine earlier on.
Kreech: Oh, really? What were you looking at?
Lord Darkness: Uh. Well. Y'know. Evil.
Kreech: What sort of evil?
Lord Darkness: Well, just ... evil things throughout Lower Earth.
Kreech: Well, doesn't it keep a record of all the things you've been looking at?
Lord Darkness: Does it?
Kreech: Yes, yes, if we go into "History."
Lord Darkness: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ...
Kreech: No, it's fine Your Nastiness. You're the living embodiment of all that is foul and depraved. You're supposed to be looking at scenes of OH MY ***HORRIFIED GASP***!!!
Lord Darkness: I know. It's a squirrel that can waterski, Kreech. You've got to admit that's impressive!